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Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people

1.) Your name?
Rachel

The most edible female name

2.) Your age?
15

A rating given to a girl if you're not sure if you'd hit that. Refers to blackjack.


3.) One of your friends?
Chloe

A friendly girl with a nice ass who is loved by everyone! She is a hot person, no girls have any problems with her and all the guys want to have hot, mad, steamy sex with her.



4.) What should you be doing?
Reading

rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

5.) Favorite color?
Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragrant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6.) Birthplace?
New Jersey

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."




7.) Month of your birth?

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.


8.) Last person you talked to?
my Niece
Female version of "Nephew", individuals using niece/nephew try to get people off of using the n-word. Means the same (ie] sister/brother), but in a less aggressive/derogatory sense.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Rachy
beautiful, and sweet way to refer to, Rachel (or Rachael).